Why do you feel the need to spend hundreds of dollars on pointless shit that some asshole put his signature on and then decided it was worth the equivalent of a small countries GDP? Is your self worth so low that you need to justify yourself with overpriced products that Gucci or some other twat promise will make you feel better about yourself? If I pay over 300 dollars for a pair of Jeans they better be made by NASA and hand sewn by the president. The funny thing is that a lot of products are only desirable BECAUSE they are overpriced. I bet if Gucci started making their handbags cheap and sold them in wallmat nobody would want them anymore. If you really need a status symbol that badly why not just walk around with hundred dollar bills on a string around your neck.
For wasting insane amounts of money, and general fuckery I sentence name-brand status symbols to be SHITLISTED.