If you spend more than $300 on a handbag you may qualify as retarded

Dear Stupid Idiots,
Why do you feel the need to spend hundreds of dollars on pointless shit that some asshole put his signature on and then decided it was worth the equivalent of a small countries GDP? Is your self worth so low that you need to justify yourself with overpriced products that Gucci or some other twat promise will make you feel better about yourself? If I pay over 300 dollars for a pair of Jeans they better be made by NASA and hand sewn by the president. The funny thing is that a lot of products are only desirable BECAUSE they are overpriced. I bet if Gucci started making their handbags cheap and sold them in wallmat nobody would want them anymore. If you really need a status symbol that badly why not just walk around with hundred dollar bills on a string around your neck.

 

For wasting insane amounts of money, and general fuckery I sentence name-brand status symbols to be SHITLISTED.

Huey Freeman Hates BET for the same reasons I hate the Hills

 

The Hills is the most vile, vomit inducing piece of shit show I have ever had the displeasure to watch. Why the hell would anyone actually enjoy watching a bunch of stupid spoiled white kids talk about mindless garbage in this partially scripted abomination. But it's not the show that bothers me as much as the pathetic leeches who actually idolize these vapid plastic people. For crimes against humanity I have selected "The Hills" as the first television show to be SHITLISTED. 

 

"Vision? What do you know about my vision? My vision would turn your world upside down, tear asunder your illusions, and send the sanctuary of your own ignorance crashing down around you. Now ask yourself, Are you ready to see that vision?" - HF